Objections

OBJECTION to the district’s policy of recklessly destroying vegetation. Not only are native shrubs and majestic Monterey pines torn up from the roots or denied their natural fruition, but the noisy lawn mowers used to carry out these evil deeds disrupt classes on a regular basis. We are talking about hours of education and tons of biomass lost to these destructive machines. — Ari Freedman and Michael Montgomery

OBJECTION to missing study time to listen to young skater-type assembly speakers with phony childhood stories and repeated cliché messages. — Daniel Orlov